ILLin' like a villain

Herein you will find a new Friday feature on RTWNMYP (gotta love that initialism). Very simply, it will be a recounting of some of the more interesting Interlibrary Loan requests received in the preceding week. It might not always be laugh-out-loud funny, but it should be fairly amusing. I'll go back a couple weeks just to give you a good first taste.

Pot Pies: Yumminess in a Dish (Can't really argue with the concept, I guess.)

Raising Earthworms for Profit (Step 1: Gather earthworms. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!)

Persimmons: And Other Lesbian Erotica (Sadly, this title doesn't exist. Poor guy.)

How to Potty Train Your Parrot in 14 Days (This book, amazingly, does exist.)

Lew Burke's Dog Training (Patron's note: "I'm not really sure. I believe it deals with social behavior though". As opposed to, say, management or accounting.)

Thong on Fire (Coming soon to Masterpiece Theater.)