Damn you, Ronald.

So there we were. Driving down Monona Road, and thinking that a Subway sub would be a decent, fast, not altogether unhealthy bite for a couple of only sorta hungry people.

Oh look, there's McDonald's. Let's have a laugh at using their parking lot for a turnaround! Ha ha, McDonald's, take tha--OH MY GOD THE MCRIB IS BACK.

Shit.

It's my worst weakness. I'm not saying it's guilty, because I'm talking about it to you guys instead of wallowing in secret shaped "meat" shame.

But I will say that only one of us came home with a sub.