I'm old

I turned into an uncle over the weekend, and today I turned into a different decade. Tomorrow, I go back to work.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Anyone who wants to buy me a Wii Fit, a couple new wheel covers for the car, or pay the $90 fee I incurred for falling asleep at 3:55pm while living on the odd side of Williamson St., can feel free to do so.