I am a big woman

or so the better half tells me on regular occasions. But I am loving--LOVING--my new hair product.

This is at 10:00 pm, after an eight hour day in a muggy stone box filled with oscillating wall-mounted fans and surly felons, plus the commute home and a number of trips to the yard with the dogs, and a couple run-throughs with my hand.

It's a winner. It's Bumble and Bumble Sumotech, and it's 100% the new hotness. For me, anyway. It's been around for a while.

Unabashed style consciousness. That's right, baby.