Okay, holy shit. Really.

So I'm still a little freaked about Senator and Renowned Distance Video Doctor Bill Frist coming around the corner on stem cell research (in case you missed it, Frist said a week ago Friday that "the President's policy should be modified"). It's a pretty big turnaround for one of the heads of the Beast that Is Right Wingdom, which is pretty much fed these days by one James Dobson, head of the certifiably diabolical Focus on the Family.

Imagine, then, my complete and utter shock when Senator Rick "Liberalism in Boston is to blame for Church Sex Scandals" Santorum announced yesterday (on NPR of all places) that he's "not comfortable with intelligent design being taught in the science classroom."

Guh.

What the hell's next? Strom Thurmond coming back from the dead to support affirmative action?

Shit.